Alicia Thimblewood's election
as Administrative Ombudsman
to the Eastern Division
of the Canadian Bureau
of Weights and Measures
was Rigged!
She bussed in illegal migrants
from the rosters of bureaus
of weights and measures
from foreign countries
corrupt as they come
banana republics!
They've all sold out
to Zubrick Measuring Devices
and their proprietary system
of measurement.
The mail-in ballots
were all from Spanish hidalgos
from the sixteenth century
which is highly suspicious.
Alicia Thimblewood
is arguably the most corrupt
Administrative Ombudsman
that the Eastern Division
of the Canadian Bureau
of Weights and Measures
has ever known.
She is deep inside the pockets
of Zubrick Measuring Devices
and she is a shareholder
which makes her financially invested
in their proprietary system
of measurement.
Her metrology degree
from an online university
was funded by
Zubrick Measuring Devices.
She kidnaps people
and sells them as sex slaves
and secret mortal combat
gladiator spectacles.
Alicia Thimblewood is not qualified
to be the Administrative Ombudsman
to the Eastern Division
of the Canadian Bureau
of Weights and Measures.
A series of measurement disasters
has plagued her metrology career
but her employers all adopt
the Zubrick system
as she fails upwards
on the wings of corruption.
She doesn't believe in the kilogram
or the holocaust
or the Plank constant
but she published poetic essays
about the mathematical elegance
and the je ne sais quoi
of the Zubrick system.
Alicia Thimblewood must resign!
from her position
as the Administrative Ombudsman
to the Eastern Division
of the Canadian Bureau
of Weights and Measures.
And she should go to jail
and be stripped of all certification.
An Open Letter to the Voting Members of the Eastern Division of the Canadian Bureau of Weights and Measures.